so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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