oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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