You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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