I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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