You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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