found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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