You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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