I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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