Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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