i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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