What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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