How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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