New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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