This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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