He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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