Ambien. No doubt about it.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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