I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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