He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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