Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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