We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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