You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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