mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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