I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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