I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
