Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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