Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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