The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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