I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
