Are we in a gay sports bar?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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