Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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