VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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