There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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