WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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