She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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