I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Too much gin, very little bucket
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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