Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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