Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
