So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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