There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
