I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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