ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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