Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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