There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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