How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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