i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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