Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
being pregnant is like rehab
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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