oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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