dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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