perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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