no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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