Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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