I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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