Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
