If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
sex in a hospital.. check
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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