Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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