she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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