definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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